• Question: Whats the best joke you know? A scientist obivously needs to be serious! But they need to have a sense of humour if something goes wrong :)

    Asked by lucasrcoppin to Charlotte, Dhvanil, Frank, Jim, Leila on 17 Mar 2013.
    • Photo: Jim O Doherty

      Jim O Doherty answered on 17 Mar 2013:

      A neutron walks into a bar and asks “How much for a drink?” The barman says, “for you, no charge!”

    • Photo: Dhvanil Karia

      Dhvanil Karia answered on 18 Mar 2013:

      One computer said to the other

      “1010101010101001111101110011”

    • Photo: Frank Soboczenski

      Frank Soboczenski answered on 20 Mar 2013:

      A positron walks into a bar….The barman says, ” we don’t serve you here!”……… “Positive!” replies the positron

    • Photo: Leila Nichol

      Leila Nichol answered on 21 Mar 2013:

      A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.

      The problem was, the captain’s parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

      He started shouting in the middle of the show: ‘Look, it’s not the same hat. Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?’ The magician was furious but, as it was the captain’s parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot.

      They glared at each other but said nothing. Finally, after a week, the parrot said: ‘OK, I give up. Where’s the boat?’

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